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Rescue a Cockroach from Your Cat – Humanely


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The Scene:Your house cat, following her natural feline instinct, has spotted something moving which does not seem to have permission to trespass. She spends an hour or so deciding what to do, then suddenly springs to life, snags a cockroach with one claw and puts it in her mouth to ...

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Feng Fu-Kung Shui-Combining Interior Designing with Martial Arts


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At last the authorities have signed the necessary papers and the design firm of Feng Fu-Kung Shui can move forward with its monumental effort to bring Kung Fu to its room arrangements and Feng Shui to its sweaty mats at the dojo. The new art will be known formally as ...

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Just Say No To Sex: Dr. Coburn Shows You How


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(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the third installment; previous ones are available on this site and presented below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)He closed it, thought for a moment, and recomposed himself. Then he ...

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Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planned To Plant Explosive Books


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A group that calls itself humanist terrorists was apprehended by the FBI in a preemptive strike in Miami. The terrorist cell, which claims affiliation with the Middle Atlantic terror group all-Libraries, was infiltrated by an FBI operative. The leader of the group confided to the informant that the members planned to ...

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Why Al-Qaeda


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As we listen to the two principal culprits of Al-Qaeda attempt to motivate the unsuspecting to become suicidal dupes of its ideology, we cannot help but hear that their furious rhetoric is grievously flawed. We decided we might save some lives by bringing to bear on their promise of Paradise ...

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300-Hundred Pound Bear Flees 10-Pound Cat


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What happens when you're a 10-pound cat, cavorting in your backyard, and a 300-pound black bear decides to cavort there, too? If you're a cat named Jack, you attack the bear. At least, that's what a tabby cat by that name did when confronted by the significantly larger presence. The bear was ...

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Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How


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(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the third installment; previous ones are available on this site and presented below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.) He closed it, thought for a moment, and recomposed himself. Then he walked to ...

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Bill Gates to Devote Life To Charity; Make Money And You Can, Too


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Bill Gates announced that he will transition out of his day-to-day role at Microsoft by July 2008 in order to spend more time working on the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on global health and education. His announcement reminded us of the plethora of graduation speeches that eager students ...

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Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California


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One thing you can say about George Bush, when the man decides to do something, his guiding principle does not appear to be moderation, whether it

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100 Pounds Of Marijuana Found At Home Depot: Sold As Grass Seed


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An unsuspecting contractor drove to his nearby Home Depot to buy a vanity. When he opened it, besides the usual shelves, he discovered two 50-lb bricks of marijuana. Police were summoned and invited to the garden shop, where they were told the marijuana was being sold as a new kind of ...

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